星期六, 12月 30, 2006

滿記將其鋪頭分為榴蓮區與非榴蓮區,此舉乃是將食榴蓮升華為與吸煙齊名。我懷疑不久的將來所有電梯、食店、公園、室內工作環境將會同樣禁榴蓮。

星期二, 12月 26, 2006

Hanging out

1.今個晚上,比錢去食屎。
2.王旅旅去了一間圖書館理髮,理髮師們一直保持緘默。
3.今日補習,學生給了我看一副3D眼鏡,說看景像時會更立體。Stephanie says,"Isn't life already in 3D?"

星期日, 12月 24, 2006

Mac finds a good solution

Woow, "I'm a Mac" ad campaign finds a witty solution, crafting the "Mac" to be friendly, giving a gift, giving a hug to the "PC". It does solve the problem by just one simple solution, unaware by the audiences. Clever wit.

死烣復燃

當我看到電視中隔離班的同學在踢甲組,又,想起少時波友在踢奧運08,又,看到曾是對手的人又在踢甲組。我熾熱的足球心死烣復燃。

星期三, 12月 20, 2006

星期日, 12月 17, 2006

.多謝王旅旅,她將我磨練成為一個膽色過人的男子漢。磨練的方法就在考試前夕呼喚我出街。
.痴線,一萬蚊既利是,如果李家誠日日都結婚呢,我願意成為佢一個忠心耿耿既員工。然後我阿媽就話:「一個女人一億,咁我兩個女咪二億?」
.我唔想改名做柯循斌呀媽咪,幫我改做柯家誠啦。
.對住一大疊NOTES,我只可以借林子祥個咀黎用一用:「驚?我一D都未驚過。」
.「書中自有黃金屋。係呀,書入面有,但係現實無呀嘛!」
.唔想安全,我塔甘泉。

星期三, 12月 13, 2006

我真係好鍾意佢地嫁!

星期一, 12月 11, 2006

Thanks to fast bandwidth Youtube

Yumiko 空中飛褲再一次印證Viral videos 的威力。

Focus on the score of the game:
「鄭希怡」成為yahoo圖片搜尋榜之冠;
Youtube viral } Views: 44,839 only two days

James Webb Young(2003); A Technique for producing Ideas; The McGraw-Hill Companies

"After studying the success of Mr.Kobler's American Weekly, you may come to a conclusion that it rests on just one thing: It does not sell space, it sells ideas."

So what an idea is:
"An idea is nothing more nor less than a new combination of old elements."

So, how to come up with a big idea:
"You will find between every product and some consumers, there is an individuality relationship which may lead to a new idea."

"The key element in communications success is the production of relevant and dramatic ideas."

星期日, 12月 10, 2006

真係Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay


Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
Me father gave me nose a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me aching nose


The biggest word you've ever heard
And this is how it goes:

Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

He traveled all around the world
And everywhere he went
He'd use tis word and all would say:
"There goes a clever gent"

When dukes refused to pass the time of day with me
I'd say me special word
And then they'd offer a cup of tea!

Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

You know, you can say it backwards
Which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus,
But that's going a bit to far,
Don't you think?

Indubitably!

So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay

Here, here!
Just summon up this word
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it may change your life

Um, for example?

Yes?

One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl's my wife!
Oh, and a lovely thing she is to!

She's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

星期六, 12月 09, 2006

Aftertaste - John Narsbitt(2006), "MINDSET"

. Complexity is often used as an instrument of camouflage, simplifying supports transparency.
. Authority slavery is one of the biggest enemies of truth.
. Who is right overrules what is right.
. We have to make connections between things that seemingly don't fit. Geniuses often build on details that many people can spot but can't connect.
. We don't start empty-handed.
. Everything we do is about impulse, about guts.
. There is no joy in a technology wonder with no life in it, no poetry.
I will be out to UK next semester. I know that I will either hate it or love it(If I hate it, it will be like a ceal of my lifetime). But I will try to make the most of it, searching the sky for undetected stars.

Shoot with target:
*better English;
*Keep track on my everyday life - one photograph a day;

No madness can stop my shoot. Make a slam dunk!

星期三, 12月 06, 2006

There are only 108 elements in the world

Long gone are the days when King Solomon(300BC) wrote his famous words:
"That which has come to be, that is what will come to be; and that which has been done, that is what will be done. And there is nothing new under the Sun."
The DNA of change spirals around the pillars of constancy. Most change is not in what to do, but how we do it.

Woow. High Dynamic Range!

星期二, 12月 05, 2006

John Naisbitt (2006). Mindset. Harper Collins Publishers.

The letter Charles Darwin, the man who shook the foundation of our origins and destiny, wrote at the end of his life:

"Up to the age of 30, or beyond it, poetry gave me pleasure. But now for many years i cannot endure to read a line of poetry. my mind seems to have become a kind of machine for grinding general laws out of large collections of facts, and if I had to live my life again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music several times every week. The loss of these tastes is a loss of happiness, and may possibly be injurious to the intellect and more probably to the moral character, by enfeebling the emotional part of our nature."

星期日, 12月 03, 2006

台灣更騎呢

一件政治大事竟然將之命名為「超級星期天」,何等騎呢。試想一想,假如一日這個歷史項目被列入中小學的歷史課程當中,這件事件將會被同學們牢牢記住:「Super Sunday!!a day when democrazy began in Taiwan.」。騎呢。

They are good at pun:
然後在是次神聖的日子裡頭,其中一個節目令人發指,該環節名為「打氣」。各個支持者在台上手執氣pump使勁打氣--物理學上的Brownian Motion。騎呢。

星期六, 12月 02, 2006






「可愛得像首詩,又比詩好看一點。」
---wll