星期三, 11月 29, 2006

與君一夕話,勝讀一個sem書

Conversation is the most efficient way to widen your horizon.
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A CEO is nothing more than having common sense and good language skills.

星期日, 11月 26, 2006

The Science of Sleep 就上喇!

星期五, 11月 24, 2006

What is the best way to explain marketing?

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets

星期四, 11月 23, 2006

Iraqi Kid Runs For Water

CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE!

星期三, 11月 22, 2006

GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

星期五, 11月 17, 2006

Woow.可近不可親的金帆

我如墮五里霧,只有一大堆黯然還有一大堆問號。自慰冬去春來,萬物重生,明年再續。今年含撚而終。

星期四, 11月 16, 2006

Youtube, Itube, Everyonetube 之 卧虎藏龍

It doesn't matter if it seems like a negative; just as long as it has something different.

死了一條生命,又一條生命

一天,我媽媽說要幫我改名,她說是因為我太過脾氣暴燥。她坐了飛機到圓通山上的圓通寺裡找了一位老師幫我起了柯循斌這個筆劃多於三十的名字。回來之後,又叫我把這個名字抄一百零八次,30x108=天文數字。辛辛苦苦抄完之後,他就在我面前用火將那個天文數字化了,成了灰燼。

星期二, 11月 14, 2006

Hilarious twit

Apple's biased "I'm a Mac." advertisement, which was casted by Justin Long(The self-appointed, arrogant Mac smug, snob) and John Hodgman(The so-called likable PC underdog.), is irritating PC users and even to the othe Mac users. Ad critic from Slate said Mac is parodying its own image while also cementing. Woow, it's time for Microsoft to strike back and breakthrough.









星期日, 11月 12, 2006

夜空是我知心良朋。夜夜深,落街食月光空氣,見月光亮亮,於是將之攝入外置記憶處(無用腳架喎,幾犀厲)。
MAKE A SPOOF.

星期六, 11月 11, 2006

仆佢個臭街咁撚耐都未撚做完曬所有野屌喇星佢個老味咁撚多野做難得一日學校SET ME FREE竟然要我十二個鐘對住部臭西電腦真係火都黎撚埋,講完。

星期五, 11月 10, 2006

Youtube, I tube, everyone tube 之 Clint Eastwood

星期四, 11月 09, 2006

THE GIFTS FROM SAMUEL TELL ME:

WHAT IS IMPACT. WHAT IS A STRONG MESSAGE. WHAT IS ADVERTISING.
Marketer搵屎忽諗野之,Conditioning,Marketing說:Hazardous label在煙包上面演釋著一個理論:Conditioning,加上這個unconditioned stimulus後,人看到煙就會聯想起肺癌、心臟病……我吥!嚇人就嚇人啦,咁大堆理論。用腦諗一下How to say好過啦,重係到諗How to be a scholar。

星期三, 11月 08, 2006

用幾兩糙米便足以造成豐盛的宴席。

星期二, 11月 07, 2006

少男日記

一天晚上,當我在全身疲憊無力中睡著的時後,我女朋友跟我說要跟我分手,理由是我不關心她、我愛其他女生多於她……我不知所措,只想說,我除了愛楊崢之外就是她,跟本沒有第三個。我可以什麼做?

星期一, 11月 06, 2006

遊戲人間 人間遊戲
我往日未嘗認真
對於一切也抱去玩的心理
笑稱束綁只會教我飛不起

無掛無牽 何等完美
卻發現實沉悶到死
還幸你看破心中的隱秘
和用唇邊的翅膀載我飛

讓我可… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 你贈誠實的愛
令我牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在

飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這濁流 流進清海 真是可愛

遊戲人間 人間遊戲
過去覓自由是借口
其實不敢交出因此只嬉戲
忘掉人真的愛人至懂飛

讓你我… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 我贈誠實的愛
學會牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在

飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這俗人重見精彩 天地可愛
真是可愛

星期日, 11月 05, 2006

我的第一次

我赤裸著上身,一口煙在空氣中慢慢散去,我躺著。我看著他圓渾的胸部。我在阿奶的房間裡,他是一個男生。嘩,好想嘔吐。這是我第一次在別人的宿舍過一晚,而卻是一個男人。

星期六, 11月 04, 2006

After a long period of rigorous working, it is still a long period of rigourous working

今天天氣非常好,我將之視為奇蹟。經過一輪瘋狂的工作以後,仍然是瘋狂的工作。這一刻只想有一個假期,好讓我大旱逢甘露;然後更好的就是上天賜我一架Jeep或是Landrover,好讓我走到遠處看風景,travel on the international curiosity circuit;又或者讓我乘載著楊崢去邊都好。

楊崢令我成了脫了箭的弦、令我成了平原野馬。我無法不承認physiological need是一項動力強大的馬達,我只需要一個離合器就會衝上雲霄。我和Michel Gondry 一樣,在Freud 的ID下,都是男生:「I like girls. They are beautiful with their boobs and bottom and all.」

星期三, 11月 01, 2006

回憶宮殿裡有點思念


I dreamed of you on my farm
I dreamed of you in my arms
But dreams are always wrong

I never dreamed I'd hurt you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong
And now the creek is rising
And all my bridges burnt
I always dreamed of big crowds
Plooms of smoke and high clouds
But dreams don't last for long
I have my suspicions
When the stars are in position
All will be revealed
But I know that until then
Unless the stars surrender
All will be concealed
And now the snow is falling
And all my fences torn
I know you need someone
And I can hear someone
Somewhere in this song
I dreamed that I was walking
And the two of us were talking
Of all lives mysteries
But words that flow between friends
Winding streams, without end
I wanted you to see
But it can seem surprising
When you find yourself alone
And now the dark is rising
And a brand new moon is born
I always dreamed I'd love you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong