Hilarious twit

Apple's biased "I'm a Mac." advertisement, which was casted by Justin Long(The self-appointed, arrogant Mac smug, snob) and John Hodgman(The so-called likable PC underdog.), is irritating PC users and even to the othe Mac users. Ad critic from Slate said Mac is parodying its own image while also cementing. Woow, it's time for Microsoft to strike back and breakthrough.

夜空是我知心良朋。夜夜深，落街食月光空氣，見月光亮亮，於是將之攝入外置記憶處（無用腳架喎，幾犀厲）。
MAKE A SPOOF.

仆佢個臭街咁撚耐都未撚做完曬所有野屌喇星佢個老味咁撚多野做難得一日學校SET ME FREE竟然要我十二個鐘對住部臭西電腦真係火都黎撚埋，講完。

Youtube, I tube, everyone tube 之 Clint Eastwood

THE GIFTS FROM SAMUEL TELL ME:

WHAT IS IMPACT. WHAT IS A STRONG MESSAGE. WHAT IS ADVERTISING.
Marketer搵屎忽諗野之，Conditioning，Marketing說：Hazardous label在煙包上面演釋著一個理論：Conditioning，加上這個unconditioned stimulus後，人看到煙就會聯想起肺癌、心臟病……我吥！嚇人就嚇人啦，咁大堆理論。用腦諗一下How to say好過啦，重係到諗How to be a scholar。

用幾兩糙米便足以造成豐盛的宴席。

少男日記

一天晚上，當我在全身疲憊無力中睡著的時後，我女朋友跟我說要跟我分手，理由是我不關心她、我愛其他女生多於她……我不知所措，只想說，我除了愛楊崢之外就是她，跟本沒有第三個。我可以什麼做？

遊戲人間 人間遊戲
我往日未嘗認真
對於一切也抱去玩的心理
笑稱束綁只會教我飛不起

無掛無牽 何等完美
卻發現實沉悶到死
還幸你看破心中的隱秘
和用唇邊的翅膀載我飛

讓我可… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 你贈誠實的愛
令我牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在

飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這濁流 流進清海 真是可愛

遊戲人間 人間遊戲
過去覓自由是借口
其實不敢交出因此只嬉戲
忘掉人真的愛人至懂飛

讓你我… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 我贈誠實的愛
學會牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在

飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這俗人重見精彩 天地可愛
真是可愛

我的第一次

我赤裸著上身，一口煙在空氣中慢慢散去，我躺著。我看著他圓渾的胸部。我在阿奶的房間裡，他是一個男生。嘩，好想嘔吐。這是我第一次在別人的宿舍過一晚，而卻是一個男人。

After a long period of rigorous working, it is still a long period of rigourous working

今天天氣非常好，我將之視為奇蹟。經過一輪瘋狂的工作以後，仍然是瘋狂的工作。這一刻只想有一個假期，好讓我大旱逢甘露；然後更好的就是上天賜我一架Jeep或是Landrover，好讓我走到遠處看風景，travel on the international curiosity circuit；又或者讓我乘載著楊崢去邊都好。

楊崢令我成了脫了箭的弦、令我成了平原野馬。我無法不承認physiological need是一項動力強大的馬達，我只需要一個離合器就會衝上雲霄。我和Michel Gondry 一樣，在Freud 的ID下，都是男生：「I like girls. They are beautiful with their boobs and bottom and all.」

回憶宮殿裡有點思念


I dreamed of you on my farm
I dreamed of you in my arms
But dreams are always wrong
I never dreamed I'd hurt you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong
And now the creek is rising
And all my bridges burnt
I always dreamed of big crowds
Plooms of smoke and high clouds
But dreams don't last for long
I have my suspicions
When the stars are in position
All will be revealed
But I know that until then
Unless the stars surrender
All will be concealed
And now the snow is falling
And all my fences torn
I know you need someone
And I can hear someone
Somewhere in this song
I dreamed that I was walking
And the two of us were talking
Of all lives mysteries
But words that flow between friends
Winding streams, without end
I wanted you to see
But it can seem surprising
When you find yourself alone
And now the dark is rising
And a brand new moon is born
I always dreamed I'd love you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong

I once met a girl,
Or should I say
She once met me.
She showed me her room,
Isn't it good?
Norwegian wood.
She asked my to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
I sat on a rug
Biding my time,
Drinking her wine.
We talked until two,
And then she said,
it's time for bed?
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh,
I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke
I was alone,
This bird has flown,
So I lit a fire,
Isn't it good?
Norwegian wood.

I am a billionaire

WHAT'S HOT? WHAT'S NOT?
I'M TOTALLY OUT OF THE WORLD. ISOLATED.
TOO BUSY TO LEARN. FUCK.

IDEAS

thoughts fly;
give them a bed;
ideas always come before technology;
everlast does not last;
1% of the ideas happen in mind; 100% of the ideas happen in the finished output; 2-99% of the ideas happen in Moleskine;
1 second in the brain, but forever in Moleskine;
reproduction does happen in ideas;
don't kill your embroyo;
have sex with your ideas;
don't shoot in the air;
don't underestimate their potential, they will be pregnant;
you can't prevent pregnancy, shoot your ideas in Moleskine;
instead of waiting for nocturnal emission, why not jerk off;
gone, but not forgotten;
I lost my Moleskine, I forgot what happened;
YES! this moment I there is an great idea comes, but now it's gone;
thoughts will forever a thought if you don't jot it down;
Trust me! they will fly;
blink;
they flash;
it is only a blank book, but it sells at $200, because it will soon become a monumental literary work;
seize your time;
capture your moments;
don't trust your memory, trust Moleskine;
this housewife could be a marvellous cook if she had got a Moleskine;
if there were no Moleskine, Picasso would be a raper;

94478883打算給98716489發一個短訊：「豬豬~~。」
而卻是98162869回給94478883一個短訊：「你係唔係send錯左，我係98162869。」

夫復何求

星期六的下午，在榕樹下慢步從車站走回家，回家途中，走進金城茶餐廳，坐在那張破舊的綠色皮製椅子上，靜坐在細觀眾生相。看過去在牆上那張過了膠卻依然發黃的餐紙，ABC餐上的腸腸蛋蛋雞扒豬扒，亂中有序，序中有趣。而最後，你叫了一份炸魚薯條飲凍奶茶。有個鬢白的老伯就坐在你前面，徐緩地那出一支煙，點燃它，然後吐出一陣氤氳。現在，走來了一個青年，沒有看過餐牌，他便叫伙計給他來一個B餐凍檸茶。另一個伙計給剛才的老伯來了一杯熱茶，放在他的空碟旁邊。空碟上有些少麵包碎，顯然，老伯已經完成了他的下午餐一段時間，而他並沒有要求多來一杯熱茶，顯然，那伙計只為了給老伯一口甘茶。那是一個會令人感動的動作，但是伙計臉上仍是那副板著的臉。從他們純熟的動作可以看出那處的伙計應該是做了十多載的老伙計。應付潮湧般的人客綽綽有餘。他們的工作性質不是服務性，這從他們的臉孔可看出，然而，他們卻服務得真誠而實際，沒有虛假言詞，又沒有自貶身價，完完全全地用行動告訴大家職業是沒有階級的社會活動。然後，你慢慢的吃著喝著，看著聽著，你告訴自己，夫復何求。

Copy and Paste

青春又再

Life is like a library,
so many books to read.
Life is like a buffet,
there are too much to taste.
Life is like 'my favourite',
too many webs for me to browse every one of it.

幾咁Neo Acoustic Movement

I'm on my way home
Travelling alone
Flying back to where my heart is
The autumn leaves, the cars on the streets
All the little things that I miss

I've been to places with troubled faces
All the parties with lonely souls
The pale blue eyes, the endless goodbyes
Just make me think of you more deep inside

All the memories dancing freely under the sunshine
All the dreams and hopes and love are coming back to my mind

Take me to the place where I long to
The place I go, that's where I go, being with you
I just found out where should my heart go
Coz you're not just another soul

Across the ocean, over the sky
Looking at the rainbow through my eyes
And suddenly, I realize
I've had you waiting on the other side

All the memories dancing freely under the sunshine
All the dreams and hopes and love are coming back to my mind

Take me to the place where I long to
The place I go, that's where I go, being with you
I just found out where should my heart go
Coz you're not just another soul