《壹個人在四張床上查字典》 - 林振強

玩世不恭, 有腦, 食字, 邏輯, 慧根

命題二: attributes to be a wise man

1. Common sense
2. Language
3. 做人

命題一 : Originality

人人都以原創為傲, 我卻有點不在乎:
1) 原創與否, 是程度問題, 不是一個是否題, 答案應有一個range而不是這個原創那個不。
2) 創意要有input才有output。空口可以說白話, 空腦不可有創造掛。
哪個程度的combination才不是原創? communication不是以效率來算的嗎? 大家的說話有多小巴仙(16.73%?)是自己腦袋出來的? 有多小是拾人牙慧的呢?

虛擬中秋

《又喊又笑》 ﹣ 林振強

最緊要年青過！
愁咩善感，開心傷心用黎講既咩，用黎經歴嫁嘛！

林振強的笑話

1. 有競爭材有進步，沒有競爭會沒有進步，但會比較悠閒。
2. 女人真厲害，可以另男人的心軟化，卻另男人的某個部位硬起來。
3. 人的肉是被皮所包著的，所以肉彈不應叫肉彈，理應叫皮彈。
   

《等待香港》 ﹣林奕華

「賈寶玉是個只喜歡生得漂亮標緻的男女。」

《花樣奇緣》《下妻物語》 ﹣中島哲也

手法本身就是創意。

Start all over from kindergarten

Completing the idea is to make sense;
Having new angles is to make your idea brilliant.
Learn from others. Start all over.

我老爸告訴的

十八歲的那年，他剛畢業，靠爺爺的關係在學校裡安排了一個教書的職位。每個月賺著十八塊錢。那是他的第一份工。那時，每個壯男都想要一隻上海錶。而每個月賺著十八塊的我爸也是。當時的上海錶公價大概一百大元。

「爸，我想買一隻手錶。」
「你長大啦，也應該自己決定。」

我爸作了兩年工，都把錢換了隻手錶回來。他開心不已，現在說起這件事來也不其然地笑了出來。直到一個月的那個晚上，輪到我爸在那間祖屋外看穀，他把手錶放在一旁。眼睛再張開的時候，手錶就不見了。

二十一歲，那天爺爺病到了，他說要幫爺爺去抬石頭。就是那天，他便就收到公社隊長的通知，可以來香港。他麻木了一陣，回家後不知為什麼，哭了。


﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣


十八歲的那年，她們在讀高，等著下年考公開試考。每個星期爸媽都會給她們零用錢。那時，每個同學都有一個名牌書包，不是路易威登，就是愛瑪仕，好像每個都有一個富爸爸類似的。而沒有任何收入的她決定也要一個。
她儲蓄了一個月，把錢都換了一個Long Champ包包回來。直到兩星期後，他覺得那個包不是太漂亮，以後就沒有再用過了。
二十歲那年，她放榜了。她被派到將軍澳IVE裡繼續讀書，她不知為什麼，哭了。

Identity (1)

我叫柯君，出世前我已被命名。母親說，在這個人為的世界裡，幾乎每件東西都有身份。「身份」這個東西就幾乎是與生俱內的身體一部份。連樹木也有它的名字。身份已是社會的基本。

"Kundun" - Martin Scorsese

"Are you the Lord Buddha?"
"I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself."

食字之最

• 邁克will go on
• 佐治地球轉

Learn to tell, it will be a wonderful world.

"Why don't they understand? They are so stupid."
"It is the matter of communication. You ought to learn how to tell a story. Communication failure can kill a brilliant mind."

我用了兩年時間和一個可愛的心靈來證實自己不應該有愛情這一回事。

Help me!

Undergoing a project to collect sunrises around the globe. Encourage me by any means.
http://www.neverendingsun.net

愁緒揮不去苦悶散不去
為何我心一片空虛
感情已失去一切都失去
滿腔恨愁不可消除
為何你的咀裏總是那一句
為何我的心不會死
明白到愛失去一切都不對
我又為何偏偏喜歡你
愛已是負累相愛似受罪
心底如今滿苦淚
舊日情如醉此際怕再追
偏偏痴心想見你
為何我心分秒想著過去
為何你一點都不記起
情義已失去恩愛都失去
我卻為何偏偏喜歡你
情義已失去恩愛都失去
我卻為何偏偏喜歡你

酒，能釋放自我。啤酒、溝酒、烈酒、紅酒、白酒、有氣酒...無一不好。我沒有要求。只要有酒精可以令我忘記那些美麗時光和我做過的錯事，便足夠。

Believe me, I will be better tomorrow.

We will be better with age, like a fine wine.

她是我遇上最體諒我、最真、最可愛、最粗豪、最愛我的女生。欠她一輩子。願以任何條件補償，除了她以外都不娶。

真男人

「女人、愛情、夫妻、家庭之類的東西其實是男人的軟弱劑，男人的心𥚃滴上一滴柔情蜜意使全身骨質疏鬆，軟弱無力。」

﹣ 張賢亮；《青春期》

Friendly friendly world

If there is a person who has inspired you to be a better man, no matter he or she appreciates you or not, you owe him/her a debt of thankfulness.

Yes, is you.

零八奧運肯定是笑柄

中國政府不清醒，要全中國承擔。

Everyday is a lesson

• Be on time, not in time.
• Go for something worth doing.
• Knowledge is for the sake of
  - Happiness
  - Socialization
  - Ideas
• Every relationship should last. Follow-up, don't make it one-off.
  

Today's two thumbs up

• The salary in the internship is the least benefits, which include lifelong recognition and new career opportunities.
• If you stand for nothing, you fall for everything.

《甜蜜蜜》 ﹣陳可辛

細膩
---------------------
「最常見的歌，因為生活細節的加入，成為直指內心深處的不能言述之物。」

Dilema on careers

1. Production VS thinking
2. Local VS global
3. Awards VS efficiency
   
4. Advertising is politics, film making is matrix

愛情是平庸

那天，我買了新的床子，滿心歡喜。我把床子都佈置了一下，換過了新買的床套，在床頭上放了我倆的照片，然後又在床邊的牆上貼滿我最喜歡的電影海報，挺漂亮的。晚上睡覺的時候，我感到無比的興奮，遲遲也睡不著。一星期過了，我依然每天都好好的打掃我的床子。兩星期、三星期、無數的星期都過了，我發現我不再為我的床子興奮，床子對我來說也沒有沒什麼特別，我也沒有為床子睡不著；反而，每當我睡在床上，轉眼之間，我就會進入夢鄉。我每天都睡得甜美。
原來，愛情都是一樣：愛情應該是平平無奇的，如果你要每天都感到興奮，你要的不是愛情，是一夜情。

Before Sunset - Richard Linklater

劣

靜音理髮

大概是Cherry想我趕快再回去理髮，她給我剪了幾條毛。

Back to the Earth

人已返港，緊記一點：大地將之分為春夏秋冬，但「Life is not divided into semesters. You don't have summer offs.」

但總要有幾個晚上外出飲酒，聚聚朋友。

Don't be afraid of working with the best people

Use your heart and brain, and then hands, together with your guts.

Heart = Passion
Brain = Ideas
Hands = skills
Guts = guts

人人皆知，無人重視的廢話

"We have met children whose ambition is to learn English, not so they can study aboard, but so they can make China stronger in the world market." - Kevin Roberts, "Lovemarks"

中國是有其條件發展成為一個不等同西方的國家，我這樣覺得。中國人不甘成為西方，我們想跟西方迴異，並同時有西方的經濟盛世。這是一個非常重要的心理條件。不同香港（雖然香港是中國城，但在此請容許我暫且將其文化社會脫離中國），香港人盲目崇洋，「我要在外國畢業。」「我要外國品牌。」「我要飲藍妹、識鬼妹、識鬼仔。」皆有人在，不是一個，而是全港人都抱這個心態。無疑，學洋人不是不好，只是盲目膜拜不好。

但同時，中國有太多條件防礙中國發展，中國人愛夢不愛做。思考是好，但思巧需求行動令這個思考不是腦電波。

Older and wiser

「假如你毫無戒心、從不警覺其消極性地讓負面情緒及思想自你心中升起，那麼，由某層意義 上說來，你根本是在放任它們四處稱霸為王、為非作歹，接下來，它們便會發展到無法可與之對峙的程度。」

- Dalai Lama 14th

Awareness is the very first step to correction and improvement.

decided

能夠結識到一個智同道合的朋友不易，能夠結識到一個智同道合而思想無異的朋友更不易，能夠結識到一個智同道合思想無異的酒肉朋友更難。臨別秋歌，他贈我一個字「decided」。If you want to have something, you have to reject something.

我應該不會考慮讀碩士，第一，家境不太樂觀，家有兩姐加上我，三位大學生對住公屋的兩老，已經夠辛苦，再讀乃不孝；第二，我不想終身學習，到三字頭才畢業，太沒有驚喜；第三，更何況我是男人，有知識是好，但要用多一兩年時間多一點知識‥‥一兩年對於我這個年紀太多了；第四，假如我將來做的是廣告，我干嗎要做碩士生，有能者居之；第五，女朋友跟我同年，不可能要她再等，入世為首要，廿八歲結婚於我來說正常不過，對她就是危險期。她不過是一個可愛的女朋友，想要一頭家，想要做媽媽；第六，我只不過是個二年級生。

《Chicago》 Musical

• 平生不看Musical，便稱英雄也枉然。
• 電影比較精采。無他，電影有場有機有鏡有特技有得Casting有後期音效。

Today's two thumbs up:
The nature divides itself into seasons. But our life doesn't. You won't have summers off.

《Galaxy Quest》 - Dean Parisot

好好笑！好聰明！好R e l a x ~

《修行八偈》之第三偈 - Dalai Lama 14th

「為了對治憤怒，你應該培養慈悲和慈悲心；而對治對於某個對象的強烈眷戀，則應培養出此對象是不潔的、或其令人不快之本質的想法等等。 此外，為了對治傲慢自大（亦即我慢）， 你需要一一反省自身的缺點以逐漸生起一種謙卑之感，例如，你可以想想世界上所有你感到完全無知及外行的事物。」

《Traffic》 - Soderbergh

= 21grams

p.s. 這叫什麼剪接？請教。

《Tigerland》 - Joel Schumacher

That is a real man!

Dalai Lama 14th - 是宗教領袖，同時又是貧僧一名。

在官方網頁裡頭（沒錯，有點奇怪，出家人的官方網頁。有點似是而非），達賴如此看自己：
「 我視自己為普通的佛教出家人。我覺得這就是真正的我，我知道達賴喇嘛做為一個暫時的佛教領袖，是人為的制度。只要人們接受達賴喇嘛，他們就會接受我，但身 為一個出家人，則是我自己的身份‥‥‥」

這是宗教。

《Seven Years In Tibet》

Dalai Lama 14th 在少時遇上奧地利人Heinrich Harrer。

四十年代，二次世界大戰，Harrer從奧地利出發與登山隊攀喜瑪拉雅山，中途比英軍拉去集中營（由於當時奧地利被德國佔領，而德國為軸心國，英國為同盟國）。其間，Harrer途走，並在西藏逗留七年，並成為My Holiness Dalai Lama 14th的老師。

嘩！

The highlight：Harrer 老婆因Harrer 的暫時離開而選擇再婚。

工作你好

1. 回港之日將至，回歸Sink or swim的非人生活。
2. 緊記緊記："A creative person does it and everybody else talks about it, think about it but doesn't do it." - David Trott
3. 加上："In creativity everything goes. You write a book, maybe you write a film. And advertising really is a melting pot of different creative disciplines." - Lee Clow
4. Awareness is the first step to correction and improvement in any skills. 現在我的問題在於：識講唔識做、真係唔識做、唔知點樣做。e...打打下都發現幾大問題。
5. You need experience in order to work, but how are you going to get that experience without work?
   You need work in your portfolio, but how are you going to get the work in your portfolio without work?
   
   

I am free from Catholic repression or Jewish Guilt

親愛的上主，求你帶給我知慧。我對宗教信仰的問題已思考了好幾年，但似乎仍然找不到真理是什麼。宣揚世界和平的是宗教，許多戰爭的原因又是宗教。太吊詭了。我不是要告訴你我要宣揚沒有宗教，亦不是要把自己的無信仰當做一種光榮來炫耀，我只是想叫有宗教的人可不可以尊重沒宗教的人，當然同時亦包括叫無宗教的人尊重有宗教的人。求仁慈的上主，請你叫有宗教的人要緊記，千萬不要批評其他教派。我雖然沒有宗教，但非常樂意投入討論聖經。儘管我對約翰福音所說的什麼水、什麼麵包都不感興趣，但我同樣對聖經的廣度與深度讚歎。阿們。

無結論一文

Military cadences 是軍隊在操兵時軍人與軍官叫喊口號的節拍。在美軍Marine Corps中常出現，尤其在越南戰爭中。 Stanley Kubrick好好睇電影之一“Full Metal Jacket”亦有不少幕出現過。其實位位仁兄都應該耳熟能詳，不知道只是記不起。好激動人心，我每朝早睡醒都要聽聽振奮振奮。講完。

The primacy in photographs is content ２

Oliviero Toscani乃Benetton的Creative Director，其成名作有這個、這個、這個、這個‥‥‥Toscani經常被稱為實在太激進，而被社會大眾唾罵，Benetton更一時被抵制。
其實，Toscani根本就是在對我們說世界和平，宣揚佛法都錯？再，Putlizer Prize年年都有Benetton式的Impact（下圖），但萬人景仰。同出一徹，結果差一大節，那豈不是厚此薄彼。


Hoepker Thomas

Michael Wells

The primacy in photographs is content.

Image and story，唔洗講野，且看Eddie Adams及Nick Ut人所皆知在越戰時的相片：

Background and story

Background and story

一言蔽之，It needs a gripping story to tell, for which equipment doesn't help.

Mary Quant

如果結婚那天，我老婆可以如Pattie Boyd般全身Mary Quant，那確實是好美麗。更美麗的是我就會被譽為不懂音樂又沒有MBE的東方George Harrison。

講開又講，70 年代Mary Quant的Brand Manager 原來是現任Saatchi & Saatchi的CEO，Kevin Roberts。十六歲離校做了Mary Quant的Assistant Brand Manager。我的評價是：嘩！。

愛情原來不屬於一個欣賞你的女孩，而是一個能夠包容你軟弱的那一位。王旅旅正在擔任這個角色。

我要去英國

我今個星期六打算到英國，大約去半年左右吧。

Windows Vista

故勿論Ｗindows Ｖista是否抄Mac，（太陽底下無新事嘛），最令我關注的是會否有翻版。假如流失了一班翻版用家，我相信Windows Vista Hit極有限。

拾人牙慧：
「北宋年間,柳永的詞十分流行,凡有井水之處,人們都能歌柳詞. 柳永當年並沒有派人到各地各處的井邊,嚴控眾人唱他的歌的自由‥‥‥」

滿記將其鋪頭分為榴蓮區與非榴蓮區，此舉乃是將食榴蓮升華為與吸煙齊名。我懷疑不久的將來所有電梯、食店、公園、室內工作環境將會同樣禁榴蓮。

Hanging out

１．今個晚上，比錢去食屎。
２．王旅旅去了一間圖書館理髮，理髮師們一直保持緘默。
３．今日補習，學生給了我看一副３Ｄ眼鏡，說看景像時會更立體。Stephanie says,"Isn't life already in 3D?"

Mac finds a good solution

Woow, "I'm a Mac" ad campaign finds a witty solution, crafting the "Mac" to be friendly, giving a gift, giving a hug to the "PC". It does solve the problem by just one simple solution, unaware by the audiences. Clever wit.

死烣復燃

當我看到電視中隔離班的同學在踢甲組，又，想起少時波友在踢奧運０８，又，看到曾是對手的人又在踢甲組。我熾熱的足球心死烣復燃。

．多謝王旅旅，她將我磨練成為一個膽色過人的男子漢。磨練的方法就在考試前夕呼喚我出街。
．痴線，一萬蚊既利是，如果李家誠日日都結婚呢，我願意成為佢一個忠心耿耿既員工。然後我阿媽就話：「一個女人一億，咁我兩個女咪二億？」
．我唔想改名做柯循斌呀媽咪，幫我改做柯家誠啦。
．對住一大疊NOTES，我只可以借林子祥個咀黎用一用：「驚？我一D都未驚過。」
．「書中自有黃金屋。係呀，書入面有，但係現實無呀嘛！」
．唔想安全，我塔甘泉。

我真係好鍾意佢地嫁！

Thanks to fast bandwidth Youtube

Yumiko 空中飛褲再一次印證Viral videos 的威力。

Focus on the score of the game:
「鄭希怡」成為yahoo圖片搜尋榜之冠;
Youtube viral } Views: 44,839 only two days

James Webb Young(2003); A Technique for producing Ideas; The McGraw-Hill Companies

"After studying the success of Mr.Kobler's American Weekly, you may come to a conclusion that it rests on just one thing: It does not sell space, it sells ideas."

So what an idea is:
"An idea is nothing more nor less than a new combination of old elements."

So, how to come up with a big idea:
"You will find between every product and some consumers, there is an individuality relationship which may lead to a new idea."

"The key element in communications success is the production of relevant and dramatic ideas."

真係Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay


Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
Me father gave me nose a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me aching nose


The biggest word you've ever heard
And this is how it goes:

Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

He traveled all around the world
And everywhere he went
He'd use tis word and all would say:
"There goes a clever gent"

When dukes refused to pass the time of day with me
I'd say me special word
And then they'd offer a cup of tea!

Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

You know, you can say it backwards
Which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus,
But that's going a bit to far,
Don't you think?

Indubitably!

So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay

Here, here!
Just summon up this word
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it may change your life

Um, for example?

Yes?

One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl's my wife!
Oh, and a lovely thing she is to!

She's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Aftertaste - John Narsbitt(2006), "MINDSET"

. Complexity is often used as an instrument of camouflage, simplifying supports transparency.
. Authority slavery is one of the biggest enemies of truth.
. Who is right overrules what is right.
. We have to make connections between things that seemingly don't fit. Geniuses often build on details that many people can spot but can't connect.
. We don't start empty-handed.
. Everything we do is about impulse, about guts.
. There is no joy in a technology wonder with no life in it, no poetry.

I will be out to UK next semester. I know that I will either hate it or love it(If I hate it, it will be like a ceal of my lifetime). But I will try to make the most of it, searching the sky for undetected stars.

Shoot with target:
＊better English;
＊Keep track on my everyday life - one photograph a day;

No madness can stop my shoot. Make a slam dunk!

There are only 108 elements in the world

Long gone are the days when King Solomon(300BC) wrote his famous words:
"That which has come to be, that is what will come to be; and that which has been done, that is what will be done. And there is nothing new under the Sun."
The DNA of change spirals around the pillars of constancy. Most change is not in what to do, but how we do it.

Woow. High Dynamic Range!

John Naisbitt (2006). Mindset. Harper Collins Publishers.

The letter Charles Darwin, the man who shook the foundation of our origins and destiny, wrote at the end of his life:

"Up to the age of 30, or beyond it, poetry gave me pleasure. But now for many years i cannot endure to read a line of poetry. my mind seems to have become a kind of machine for grinding general laws out of large collections of facts, and if I had to live my life again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music several times every week. The loss of these tastes is a loss of happiness, and may possibly be injurious to the intellect and more probably to the moral character, by enfeebling the emotional part of our nature."

台灣更騎呢

一件政治大事竟然將之命名為「超級星期天」，何等騎呢。試想一想，假如一日這個歷史項目被列入中小學的歷史課程當中，這件事件將會被同學們牢牢記住：「Super Sunday!!a day when democrazy began in Taiwan.」。騎呢。

They are good at pun:
然後在是次神聖的日子裡頭，其中一個節目令人發指，該環節名為「打氣」。各個支持者在台上手執氣pump使勁打氣－－物理學上的Brownian Motion。騎呢。

「可愛得像首詩，又比詩好看一點。」
---wll

與君一夕話，勝讀一個sem書

Conversation is the most efficient way to widen your horizon.
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A CEO is nothing more than having common sense and good language skills.

The Science of Sleep 就上喇！

What is the best way to explain marketing?

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets

Iraqi Kid Runs For Water

CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE!

GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

Woow.可近不可親的金帆

我如墮五里霧，只有一大堆黯然還有一大堆問號。自慰冬去春來，萬物重生，明年再續。今年含撚而終。

Youtube, Itube, Everyonetube 之 卧虎藏龍

It doesn't matter if it seems like a negative; just as long as it has something different.

死了一條生命，又一條生命

一天，我媽媽說要幫我改名，她說是因為我太過脾氣暴燥。她坐了飛機到圓通山上的圓通寺裡找了一位老師幫我起了柯循斌這個筆劃多於三十的名字。回來之後，又叫我把這個名字抄一百零八次，30x108=天文數字。辛辛苦苦抄完之後，他就在我面前用火將那個天文數字化了，成了灰燼。

Hilarious twit

Apple's biased "I'm a Mac." advertisement, which was casted by Justin Long(The self-appointed, arrogant Mac smug, snob) and John Hodgman(The so-called likable PC underdog.), is irritating PC users and even to the othe Mac users. Ad critic from Slate said Mac is parodying its own image while also cementing. Woow, it's time for Microsoft to strike back and breakthrough.

夜空是我知心良朋。夜夜深，落街食月光空氣，見月光亮亮，於是將之攝入外置記憶處（無用腳架喎，幾犀厲）。
MAKE A SPOOF.

仆佢個臭街咁撚耐都未撚做完曬所有野屌喇星佢個老味咁撚多野做難得一日學校SET ME FREE竟然要我十二個鐘對住部臭西電腦真係火都黎撚埋，講完。

Youtube, I tube, everyone tube 之 Clint Eastwood

THE GIFTS FROM SAMUEL TELL ME:

WHAT IS IMPACT. WHAT IS A STRONG MESSAGE. WHAT IS ADVERTISING.
Marketer搵屎忽諗野之，Conditioning，Marketing說：Hazardous label在煙包上面演釋著一個理論：Conditioning，加上這個unconditioned stimulus後，人看到煙就會聯想起肺癌、心臟病……我吥！嚇人就嚇人啦，咁大堆理論。用腦諗一下How to say好過啦，重係到諗How to be a scholar。

用幾兩糙米便足以造成豐盛的宴席。

少男日記

一天晚上，當我在全身疲憊無力中睡著的時後，我女朋友跟我說要跟我分手，理由是我不關心她、我愛其他女生多於她……我不知所措，只想說，我除了愛楊崢之外就是她，跟本沒有第三個。我可以什麼做？

遊戲人間 人間遊戲
我往日未嘗認真
對於一切也抱去玩的心理
笑稱束綁只會教我飛不起

無掛無牽 何等完美
卻發現實沉悶到死
還幸你看破心中的隱秘
和用唇邊的翅膀載我飛

讓我可… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 你贈誠實的愛
令我牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在

飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這濁流 流進清海 真是可愛

遊戲人間 人間遊戲
過去覓自由是借口
其實不敢交出因此只嬉戲
忘掉人真的愛人至懂飛

讓你我… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 我贈誠實的愛
學會牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在

飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這俗人重見精彩 天地可愛
真是可愛

我的第一次

我赤裸著上身，一口煙在空氣中慢慢散去，我躺著。我看著他圓渾的胸部。我在阿奶的房間裡，他是一個男生。嘩，好想嘔吐。這是我第一次在別人的宿舍過一晚，而卻是一個男人。

After a long period of rigorous working, it is still a long period of rigourous working

今天天氣非常好，我將之視為奇蹟。經過一輪瘋狂的工作以後，仍然是瘋狂的工作。這一刻只想有一個假期，好讓我大旱逢甘露；然後更好的就是上天賜我一架Jeep或是Landrover，好讓我走到遠處看風景，travel on the international curiosity circuit；又或者讓我乘載著楊崢去邊都好。

楊崢令我成了脫了箭的弦、令我成了平原野馬。我無法不承認physiological need是一項動力強大的馬達，我只需要一個離合器就會衝上雲霄。我和Michel Gondry 一樣，在Freud 的ID下，都是男生：「I like girls. They are beautiful with their boobs and bottom and all.」

回憶宮殿裡有點思念


I dreamed of you on my farm
I dreamed of you in my arms
But dreams are always wrong
I never dreamed I'd hurt you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong
And now the creek is rising
And all my bridges burnt
I always dreamed of big crowds
Plooms of smoke and high clouds
But dreams don't last for long
I have my suspicions
When the stars are in position
All will be revealed
But I know that until then
Unless the stars surrender
All will be concealed
And now the snow is falling
And all my fences torn
I know you need someone
And I can hear someone
Somewhere in this song
I dreamed that I was walking
And the two of us were talking
Of all lives mysteries
But words that flow between friends
Winding streams, without end
I wanted you to see
But it can seem surprising
When you find yourself alone
And now the dark is rising
And a brand new moon is born
I always dreamed I'd love you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong

I once met a girl,
Or should I say
She once met me.
She showed me her room,
Isn't it good?
Norwegian wood.
She asked my to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
I sat on a rug
Biding my time,
Drinking her wine.
We talked until two,
And then she said,
it's time for bed?
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh,
I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke
I was alone,
This bird has flown,
So I lit a fire,
Isn't it good?
Norwegian wood.

I am a billionaire

WHAT'S HOT? WHAT'S NOT?
I'M TOTALLY OUT OF THE WORLD. ISOLATED.
TOO BUSY TO LEARN. FUCK.

IDEAS

thoughts fly;
give them a bed;
ideas always come before technology;
everlast does not last;
1% of the ideas happen in mind; 100% of the ideas happen in the finished output; 2-99% of the ideas happen in Moleskine;
1 second in the brain, but forever in Moleskine;
reproduction does happen in ideas;
don't kill your embroyo;
have sex with your ideas;
don't shoot in the air;
don't underestimate their potential, they will be pregnant;
you can't prevent pregnancy, shoot your ideas in Moleskine;
instead of waiting for nocturnal emission, why not jerk off;
gone, but not forgotten;
I lost my Moleskine, I forgot what happened;
YES! this moment I there is an great idea comes, but now it's gone;
thoughts will forever a thought if you don't jot it down;
Trust me! they will fly;
blink;
they flash;
it is only a blank book, but it sells at $200, because it will soon become a monumental literary work;
seize your time;
capture your moments;
don't trust your memory, trust Moleskine;
this housewife could be a marvellous cook if she had got a Moleskine;
if there were no Moleskine, Picasso would be a raper;

94478883打算給98716489發一個短訊：「豬豬~~。」
而卻是98162869回給94478883一個短訊：「你係唔係send錯左，我係98162869。」

夫復何求

星期六的下午，在榕樹下慢步從車站走回家，回家途中，走進金城茶餐廳，坐在那張破舊的綠色皮製椅子上，靜坐在細觀眾生相。看過去在牆上那張過了膠卻依然發黃的餐紙，ABC餐上的腸腸蛋蛋雞扒豬扒，亂中有序，序中有趣。而最後，你叫了一份炸魚薯條飲凍奶茶。有個鬢白的老伯就坐在你前面，徐緩地那出一支煙，點燃它，然後吐出一陣氤氳。現在，走來了一個青年，沒有看過餐牌，他便叫伙計給他來一個B餐凍檸茶。另一個伙計給剛才的老伯來了一杯熱茶，放在他的空碟旁邊。空碟上有些少麵包碎，顯然，老伯已經完成了他的下午餐一段時間，而他並沒有要求多來一杯熱茶，顯然，那伙計只為了給老伯一口甘茶。那是一個會令人感動的動作，但是伙計臉上仍是那副板著的臉。從他們純熟的動作可以看出那處的伙計應該是做了十多載的老伙計。應付潮湧般的人客綽綽有餘。他們的工作性質不是服務性，這從他們的臉孔可看出，然而，他們卻服務得真誠而實際，沒有虛假言詞，又沒有自貶身價，完完全全地用行動告訴大家職業是沒有階級的社會活動。然後，你慢慢的吃著喝著，看著聽著，你告訴自己，夫復何求。

Copy and Paste

青春又再

Life is like a library,
so many books to read.
Life is like a buffet,
there are too much to taste.
Life is like 'my favourite',
too many webs for me to browse every one of it.

幾咁Neo Acoustic Movement

I'm on my way home
Travelling alone
Flying back to where my heart is
The autumn leaves, the cars on the streets
All the little things that I miss

I've been to places with troubled faces
All the parties with lonely souls
The pale blue eyes, the endless goodbyes
Just make me think of you more deep inside

All the memories dancing freely under the sunshine
All the dreams and hopes and love are coming back to my mind

Take me to the place where I long to
The place I go, that's where I go, being with you
I just found out where should my heart go
Coz you're not just another soul

Across the ocean, over the sky
Looking at the rainbow through my eyes
And suddenly, I realize
I've had you waiting on the other side

All the memories dancing freely under the sunshine
All the dreams and hopes and love are coming back to my mind

Take me to the place where I long to
The place I go, that's where I go, being with you
I just found out where should my heart go
Coz you're not just another soul