Conversation is the most efficient way to widen your horizon.
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A CEO is nothing more than having common sense and good language skills.
星期三, 11月 29, 2006
星期五, 11月 24, 2006
What is the best way to explain marketing?
A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets
星期五, 11月 17, 2006
星期四, 11月 16, 2006
死了一條生命,又一條生命
一天,我媽媽說要幫我改名,她說是因為我太過脾氣暴燥。她坐了飛機到圓通山上的圓通寺裡找了一位老師幫我起了柯循斌這個筆劃多於三十的名字。回來之後,又叫我把這個名字抄一百零八次,30x108=天文數字。辛辛苦苦抄完之後,他就在我面前用火將那個天文數字化了,成了灰燼。
星期二, 11月 14, 2006
Hilarious twit
Apple's biased "I'm a Mac." advertisement, which was casted by Justin Long(The self-appointed, arrogant Mac smug, snob) and John Hodgman(The so-called likable PC underdog.), is irritating PC users and even to the othe Mac users. Ad critic from Slate said Mac is parodying its own image while also cementing. Woow, it's time for Microsoft to strike back and breakthrough.
Apple's biased "I'm a Mac." advertisement, which was casted by Justin Long(The self-appointed, arrogant Mac smug, snob) and John Hodgman(The so-called likable PC underdog.), is irritating PC users and even to the othe Mac users. Ad critic from Slate said Mac is parodying its own image while also cementing. Woow, it's time for Microsoft to strike back and breakthrough.
星期日, 11月 12, 2006
星期六, 11月 11, 2006
星期四, 11月 09, 2006
THE GIFTS FROM SAMUEL TELL ME:
星期二, 11月 07, 2006
星期一, 11月 06, 2006
遊戲人間 人間遊戲
我往日未嘗認真
對於一切也抱去玩的心理
笑稱束綁只會教我飛不起
無掛無牽 何等完美
卻發現實沉悶到死
還幸你看破心中的隱秘
和用唇邊的翅膀載我飛
讓我可… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 你贈誠實的愛
令我牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在
飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這濁流 流進清海 真是可愛
遊戲人間 人間遊戲
過去覓自由是借口
其實不敢交出因此只嬉戲
忘掉人真的愛人至懂飛
讓你我… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 我贈誠實的愛
學會牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在
飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這俗人重見精彩 天地可愛
真是可愛
我往日未嘗認真
對於一切也抱去玩的心理
笑稱束綁只會教我飛不起
無掛無牽 何等完美
卻發現實沉悶到死
還幸你看破心中的隱秘
和用唇邊的翅膀載我飛
讓我可… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 你贈誠實的愛
令我牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在
飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這濁流 流進清海 真是可愛
遊戲人間 人間遊戲
過去覓自由是借口
其實不敢交出因此只嬉戲
忘掉人真的愛人至懂飛
讓你我… 飄飄飄飄進愛的海
然後以後離不開 我贈誠實的愛
學會牽和掛 和認真期待
當我心真正著緊 我真正存在
飄飄飄飄進你風采
無論我如何不好 你亦全部裝載
把你的純真 抹我的塵埃
讓這俗人重見精彩 天地可愛
真是可愛
星期日, 11月 05, 2006
星期六, 11月 04, 2006
After a long period of rigorous working, it is still a long period of rigourous working
今天天氣非常好,我將之視為奇蹟。經過一輪瘋狂的工作以後,仍然是瘋狂的工作。這一刻只想有一個假期,好讓我大旱逢甘露;然後更好的就是上天賜我一架Jeep或是Landrover,好讓我走到遠處看風景,travel on the international curiosity circuit;又或者讓我乘載著楊崢去邊都好。
楊崢令我成了脫了箭的弦、令我成了平原野馬。我無法不承認physiological need是一項動力強大的馬達,我只需要一個離合器就會衝上雲霄。我和Michel Gondry 一樣,在Freud 的ID下,都是男生:「I like girls. They are beautiful with their boobs and bottom and all.」
楊崢令我成了脫了箭的弦、令我成了平原野馬。我無法不承認physiological need是一項動力強大的馬達,我只需要一個離合器就會衝上雲霄。我和Michel Gondry 一樣,在Freud 的ID下,都是男生:「I like girls. They are beautiful with their boobs and bottom and all.」
星期三, 11月 01, 2006
回憶宮殿裡有點思念
I dreamed of you on my farm
I dreamed of you in my arms
But dreams are always wrong
I never dreamed I'd hurt you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong
And now the creek is rising
And all my bridges burnt
I always dreamed of big crowds
Plooms of smoke and high clouds
But dreams don't last for long
I have my suspicions
When the stars are in position
All will be revealed
But I know that until then
Unless the stars surrender
All will be concealed
And now the snow is falling
And all my fences torn
I know you need someone
And I can hear someone
Somewhere in this song
I dreamed that I was walking
And the two of us were talking
Of all lives mysteries
But words that flow between friends
Winding streams, without end
I wanted you to see
But it can seem surprising
When you find yourself alone
And now the dark is rising
And a brand new moon is born
I always dreamed I'd love you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong
I dreamed of you on my farm
I dreamed of you in my arms
But dreams are always wrong
I never dreamed I'd hurt you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong
And now the creek is rising
And all my bridges burnt
I always dreamed of big crowds
Plooms of smoke and high clouds
But dreams don't last for long
I have my suspicions
When the stars are in position
All will be revealed
But I know that until then
Unless the stars surrender
All will be concealed
And now the snow is falling
And all my fences torn
I know you need someone
And I can hear someone
Somewhere in this song
I dreamed that I was walking
And the two of us were talking
Of all lives mysteries
But words that flow between friends
Winding streams, without end
I wanted you to see
But it can seem surprising
When you find yourself alone
And now the dark is rising
And a brand new moon is born
I always dreamed I'd love you
I never dreamed I'd lose you
In my dreams, I'm always strong
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